The Tag Team Punching Bags

by **TheGracelander** Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:36 pm

Taaaaaank and Hewcklett are walking down the halls of the TCW talking about their upcoming match. Then beside each of them appears "The Gracelander" Brandon Hedley and Lindsay Lohan. Slightly confused, they keep walking.

"The Gracelander" Brandon Hedley: Hey, Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan: Yes, darlin'?

"The Gracelander" Brandon Hedley: What would yah say 'bout our tag team division here at TCW?

Lindsay hums and haws for a second.

Lindsay Lohan: Well, to be quite honest, I'd have to say that it's, like, totally lame!

"The Gracelander" smirks.

"The Gracelander" Brandon Hedley: I couldn't agree with yah more. And what 'bout those two slack-jawed losers we have as opponents tonight?

Lindsay Lohan: Opponents? I thought they were just naming the punching bags we were going to demolish so we could get better competition...

They both laugh uproariously. They stop and so does Taaaaaank and Hewcklett.

"The Gracelander" Brandon Hedley: If yah guys really think y'all gettin' anywhere tonight, yah better think again.

Lindsay Lohan: We're putting you two out tonight, don't forget it!